It’s getting towards the end of the year and this is where I round up what..or more like who I’ve done this year and whether or not they’ve been a blessing or a lesson. PLOT SPOILER…they’ve pretty much all been lessons!
I ll start with the ones that went all the way…
X: A constant blessing in my life, New Year’s Eve sex was amazing! Started off the year with a bang.
Jimmy CumQuickly: Lesson learnt: never ever believe it when a man says they are uber experienced and think I’m going to be in for a fun night. Also note to self: be less good at kissing! (See previous blogs!)
Mr Wright: Lesson learnt: Just because he’s the best sex you’ve ever had don’t be blinded by the orgasms and let things go on way too long when you know he’s not right.
James: Lesson learnt: NEVER EVER LOOK BACK! If I ever see him again RUN FOR MY LIFE!
Mr Bumble: Lesson learnt: it’s ok to message first, but beware it may lead to some good foreplay but bad sex and you will run into his dad downstairs whilst doing the walk of shame.
Lips: Lesson learnt: age doesn’t matter but angles on a dick pic do!
Aled Jones: Spontaneous dates are best
Ginger #4: Lesson learnt: if there’s no spark on the phone there will be no spark in real life.
Wheels: Literally the only blessing I’ve met this year (so far…there’s still hope!) fancied him like crazy when we first started texting then I got to know him and realised there was a pretty cool person beneath. We are crazy similar and have all of the same issues and insecurities, he’s literally a hotter version of me with a penis. I don’t fancy him anymore it would be like dating myself but we still talk a lot. He’s so nice to chat to whether it’s being serious or being silly
Mr hot but not dull but now a little bit cunty: Had it with this guy! We all know the story, I judged him and I was wrong completely did a 180 thought he was awesome and now nothing. He’s doing the whole Caspar thing and ghosting me…well crack on poppet. I think he tried to get me back for dissing him on this blog so thinks it’s funny he’s now being shitty to me. Seriously not cool. Well I have enough issues of my own so can’t be dealing with his! Laters hater!
As you can see it’s been quite a year! Wonder what 2017 has in store? It’s got to be better than 2016 right?…right?!