Son of a preacher man.

So I have a date on Friday with The Scientist. He’s cute and funny and is just nice. The spark isn’t 100% there for me yet but after my last blog post I’m going to give him a chance. I do like him but I have a feeling I’m probably going to be a bit much.

The funniest thing is, is that his dad is a vicar. Can you imagine this going well and me being introduced to a vicar?! I have the worst potty mouth ever! I don’t even deliberately do it, it just slips out. The scientist rarely swears as it is so I have to bite my tongue a lot. But I can see me accidentally saying the worst possible thing.

He does seem super innocent as well so I hope I can corrupt him…I mean open him up a little bit. I think this is why I like him. He’s the opposite to any one I’ve recently spoken to. He’s kind and caring….any way I ll keep you updated!

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Back at it.

So I'm back to having multiple fun sexy conversations and it's been good for me, even if the deeper connection isn't there yet it's still nice not to be burdened by other people's issues.

I haven't heard from Mr A, I guess it goes to show who he is that he can't even apologise for the last really shitty week. I'm still a little wounded by the fact he wasn't who he made out he was but that's online dating for you, people lie to get what they want.

Anyway, I do have a date planned for the weekend….if we manage to pull this (not him….yet!) off then it will be a very long time coming…..3 years in fact! I ll keep you posted!

Date #15. 

I need to write about this date so I can get it all out of my head and stop thinking about it. The problem is I’m really not sure where to begin. But I need to process it and clear my thoughts. 

I’m not going to go into details, I’m not ready yet, but in the interest of moving forward I’m just going to make a list of all the words related to it that have been spinning around in my head….some of these won’t make any sense to you… 

  • 11 hour phone call
  • Cheeky chappy 
  • Eye contact 
  • Lips 
  • Rules 
  • Kisses 
  • Impulse control 
  • Laughter 
  • Connection 
  • Foreplay
  • Chemistry 
  • Awkwardness
  • Odd job
  • Bus rides
  • Public toilets (no that’s not what you think!) 
  • No sleep 
  • Voice notes
  • Wheel chair (my Lordy some of these really need explaining!) 
  • Freckles 
  • Selfies 
  • Different 
  • Smile 
  • Obstacles 

I promise when I work this shit out you will be the first to read about it. 

Date #14

So I’m just on my way back from my date with The Horn Dog. He was sweet and funny and we kissed a LOT but I’m not sure if I felt any real connection. I liked him taking control and all of the kissing but when that stopped and we actually had to start talking i didn’t really feel anything. 

I’m so glad I went though. If nothing else it’s got me out of my dating funk and made me confident enough to go dating again. 

Date #11

So last night I had a date with…let’s call him ginger #4. We went for a moonlit drive in his Mercedes Benz (not into cars at all so not sure if that’s a good one!) he was really nice to chat too but there was zero chemistry. I ve got nothing bad to say about the guy other than he just wasn’t for me.

He was my third POF date, we’ve only been speaking for a week and we had a few conversations. I kinda felt the spark wasn’t really there on message or on the phone but I’ve learnt not to be judgemental after hot but dull so I gave it a go and went anyway. I’m glad I did as I like meeting and learning about new people. Just wish it had ended in huge orgasms and not huge hugs! 

The meh streak continues. 

Date #9

So last night I had my first Bumble date which was pretty good going considering I only joined on Wednesday! How I’ve changed since those days of messaging for 3 months first eh? 

Mr Bumble (yes I’m calling him that…bite me…or sting me…) was cute, funny, sexy and charming. 

We went to the cinema. Which I’ve always said is a shitty first date but now I’ve changed my mind! When I say I watched about 3 whole minutes of the film, got to third base and then we left early you can kind of see why the cinema is now my fave date place ever! After all the Blair Witch and blow jobs we went back to his and…well you know…suffice to say Mr Bumble got some honey and knows his way around the hive! 

So what happens next? As you know I have zero expectations so we shall see. 

It’s funny to think at the start of the week I was going on a date with Ringo who I will never talk to again and ended up having a very sufficient fumble with Mr Bumble…the turn around is so crazy with online dating!