Day 11 of the 31 day blog challenge:
Ok so this list is in no particular order…
- My nieces: Pooz and Pops mean everything to me. They make me smile every time I’m with them and fill my heart with unconditional love that I’ve never really felt before.
- My Sister: We drive each other crazy but she’s still my fave
- My brother in law: The only steady male influence in my life ever. He’s been like a dad to me and I’m so glad my sister found him and brought him into my life. He’s absolutely hilarious. I used to work with him for a bit and he used to crack me up. If I ever got married I would want Simon to walk me down the aisle.
- Sex: duh
- Orgasms: double duh
- Peanut butter: not to be used in sex as it looks like you’re making a dirty protest
- My best Friend: My beautiful Lovieloos has been with me for 20 years now and we’re closer than ever. I love how she’s the complete opposite to me in some ways and my complete twin in others. She is literally one of my fave humans.
- X: Not just because he has magic hands but because he’s the only person to ever get me 100%. He also calls me on my bullshit and even though I hate it at the time he’s always right.
- Hugs: Nothing cheers me up quicker than a hug.
- Shoes: Because I’m a bitch and bitches love shoes.
- Handbags: You can’t have a decent pair of shoes without a decent handbag.
- Tom Hardy: That face…that body…those tattoos…those wonky teeth…
- Live music: Gigs are my happy place
- Ben Howard: His music touches me and makes me touch myself
- My Blog: I really like writing this and telling everyone about my fucked up crazy dating experiences it’s cathartic for me and I hope it’s funny for you.
Tune in tomorrow for what’s in my fridge SPOILER ALERT…nothing!