Dating, online dating, dating apps, iPhone, Apple, fresh start, clear out, dick pics, cleanse

Fresh apples. 

So my phone broke and I’ve had to get a new one, whilst I was re downloading all my apps I decided to leave out all the dating ones…..yes I’ve done it again, appageddon part 2! 

It has nothing to do with Mr Wright, I’m not making the mistake of making some grand gesture for it to all go wrong and Im back on them a week later, I just didn’t want to download them, haven’t spoken to anyone decent for months now so don’t see the point I rarely go on them anymore anyway. 

I also had massive contacts clear out. I must of had at least 50 numbers from online contacts! I don’t think it was ever going to be true love with ‘hot tinder guy #4’ or ‘Jimmy cumquickly’ was it?!

New phone also means deleting old pictures and we all know that means dick pictures. I don’t know what they were all still doing on there to be honest! If my phone ever got hacked I’m sure they would think I was an avid collector of the things! There was also some videos that didn’t make the cut either, my ‘deleted’ album is literally like out takes from porn hub. 

So it’s a fresh start and I feel cleansed. I just hope I never get bored and need a nostalgia wank….


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