I haven’t updated this blog in ages and that’s because I’m bored! Bored of online dating, bored of online men, bored of having zero connections, bored of mundane messages…..just bored.
Now I’m not going to say I’m going to have a break from it because come on who am I kidding? But something has to give! Literally get over 20 messages a day that just send me to sleep! Even the hot ones are getting boring or if I can be assed I ll give then my number then it either goes two ways, sexting (you guys know I’m fond of that but I’m getting to the point where I’m sick of acting like a porn star to strangers, you know what? If you want a porn star watch porn, I didn’t give you my number for a hotline wank!) or its just mundane bullshit, do I care what you had for lunch or what you’re doing with your evening? Nope!
Maybe it’s just me? apparently I can be and I quote…’harder than a fucking rubix cube to work out over text’ well I’m sorry I like to keep you on your toes! But at the moment text is all I have and if I can’t find a connection on there I’m not willing to go on a date.
I’m not asking for much here, just someone who gives me the tingles when I get a notification
So come on guys liven up and stop being (what) saps! Make me want to (snap) chat to you and not kik you!