So we’ve reached the end of the year and it’s time to say good bye to 2015 and quite frankly I couldn’t be happier!
This year can be summed up in one word: unexpected. I’ve met some different people, had some amazing dates had some even more amazing sex, had some less amazing dates and had less amazing sex (some men need to google ‘clitoris’!) so yeah it’s all been pretty unexpected.
My New Years resolution is to make better decisions, or to hire someone to make decisions for me (I can pay them in blowjobs….joke!) this involves stopping swiping people on Tinder because they have a beard and a guitar and trying to have deeper conversations than ‘send me a selfie’, deciding what I want and getting my shit together. Do I want a relationship or am I just in it to get laid?….already I’m dreading making these decisions or sticking to them I hate being an adult!
All in all I just want to be happy, whether that’s having casual hookups or something more serious.
Ooh my phone has just beeped with a tinder match! He’s got a beard and is holding a guitar…..well it’s not quite New Year’s Eve yet is it? And a girls gotta eat….